‘Fastest Goal Of The Week’ Competition 2020/21

PatMustard

Well-Known Member
As simple as that?? Ya see I knew ye'd change the rules with a different wording.

But ok as you make the rules I'll comply (watch this for a get out)

I believe I did pick one team from the fixtures and posted it on an individual line below the previous one. JUST ONE per line. Nuttin in da rules bout that'n!! I've still got me screenshot to fall back on if ye don't cough up the million quid you mentioned in the small print. Did I mention the screenshot??????

Just had a telegram from Fergal. He says you have to pick one team only.

PS. Feel free to donate to my new go fund me page to help pay legal fees to thon Tyrone gangster. I should have known better than to head across the Blackwater for legal advice.
 

Big Jim

Well-Known Member
Just had a telegram from Fergal. He says you have to pick one team only.

PS. Feel free to donate to my new go fund me page to help pay legal fees to thon Tyrone gangster. I should have known better than to head across the Blackwater for legal advice.
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OK Pastor Mustard!!

Liverpool (in honour of our great friend @Ard Mhacha 13) They seem to be the bestest and always the slowest. I predict they won't score the fastest goal this week - that is what you want, right?? :D

#justdon'tmentiongofunding
 

PatMustard

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I predict they won't score the fastest goal this week - that is what you want, right?? :D

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PatMustard

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A reminder of this week’s fixtures:

Week 4

Chelsea v Crystal Palace
Everton v Brighton
Leeds v Man City
Newcastle v Burnley
Leicester v West Ham
Southampton v West Brom
Arsenal v Sheffield United
Wolves v Fulham
Man Utd v Tottenham
Aston Villa v Liverpool


- Deadline for entries: Saturday 12.30pm
 

Ard Mhacha 13

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OK Pastor Mustard!!

Liverpool (in honour of our great friend @Ard Mhacha 13) They seem to be the bestest and always the slowest. I predict they won't score the fastest goal this week - that is what you want, right?? :D

#justdon'tmentiongofunding

Between talk of Them Uns & LiVARfool, you're seriously raising my blood pressure here!! However yes if you can jinx that lot I will be happy :D
 

PatMustard

Well-Known Member
Here, btw...

You can pick the same team as another player, you know.

I’m sure you all knew that anyway.

If two or more of you are correct, you won’t share the point or nuffink. You’ll still get your full point.

As you were.
 

Big Jim

Well-Known Member
Here, btw...

You can pick the same team as another player, you know.

I’m sure you all knew that anyway.

If two or more of you are correct, you won’t share the point or nuffink. You’ll still get your full point.

As you were.
Damn, changing the rules again and doing it late at night you sneaky wee..........

I refer back to my previous list and pick all the teams another player has picked :mad:
 

PatMustard

Well-Known Member
Damn, changing the rules again and doing it late at night you sneaky wee..........

I refer back to my previous list and pick all the teams another player has picked :mad:

Nah, sure as far back as week 1, players were choosing the same teams, and you’ll notice I said nuffink about it. I just assumed you all knew you could do that.

Anyway... what flippin’ team are you picking this week, ye big eejit? :rolleyes::D
 

Big Jim

Well-Known Member
Nah, sure as far back as week 1, players were choosing the same teams, and you’ll notice I said nuffink about it. I just assumed you all knew you could do that.

Anyway... what flippin’ team are you picking this week, ye big eejit? :rolleyes::D
Ah jaysus man, how the hell am I supposed to know? Sure I don't even know what a virus is!! (mind you that reminds me that when you went to the doctor and they'd no idea what was wrong with you, they said you had a virus..........maybe there's something in that after all!)
 

PatMustard

Well-Known Member
Fastest goals in Week 4:


Man Utd - 2nd minute
Tottenham - 4th minute (3 m 44 s)
Aston Villa - 4th minute (3 m 44 s)


@PatMustard guessed correctly this week. Well done, Pat!


Oh wait, that’s me!! :D


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League Table:


@JoeH - 1
@PatMustard - 1
 

Big Jim

Well-Known Member
Fastest goals in Week 4:


Man Utd - 2nd minute
Tottenham - 4th minute (3 m 44 s)
Aston Villa - 4th minute (3 m 44 s)


@PatMustard guessed correctly this week. Well done, Pat!


Oh wait, that’s me!! :D


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League Table:


@JoeH - 1
@PatMustard - 1
OH YEAH! REALLY??????? Not even gonna think it never mind say it
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Maybe he did cheat after all!

Damn it. I said it!!
 
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