2021/22 ‘Fastest Goal Of The Week’ Competition

PatMustard

PatMustard

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Week 2


Liverpool v Burnley
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Crystal Palace v Brentford
Leeds v Everton
Man City v Norwich
Brighton v Watford
Southampton v Man Utd
Wolves v Tottenham
Arsenal v Chelsea
West Ham v Leicester


- Get your predictions in by Saturday at 12.30pm.


We’re going to allow up to THREE PREDICTIONS again, in case of any postponements.
 
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Big Jim

Big Jim

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Ard Mhacha 13 said:
I like that you're jinxing them, actually scrap that, I LOVE that you're jinxing them :D

Talking of Them Uns I spotted the player responsible for the introduction of the black card in the ecclesiastical Capital of Ireland today, iMagine my surprise when he managed to remain upright given the inbred balance issues in that county :eek::rolleyes:
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(Spelling corrected :p) But yeah that vertical thing is to do with the cyborg experiment and the titanium magnetron implants that they've been trialling. Seems the sponsorship from Tata Steel in India and Industries 58 in Kumbyah were attractive to them. Rumour has it that the initial trials have shown an ability to remain upright for almost 0.00001771% of the day now, a 1,180,00% improvement.
 
Big Jim

Big Jim

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PatMustard said:
Good job it wasn’t breezy, or he’d have fell over ;)

PS. I know it’s always nice to blame themmuns, but the black card rule was already passed at Congress before that incident. I’m sure there’s other things we could pin on themmuns though...
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And whilst I hate to agree or disagree with such an esteemed character, I agree that THAT incident wasn't directly responsible, it was entirely their antics in winning by cheating that forced the powers to be to introduce a rule to allow other counties in sky blue (only) to cheat and win successive titles in order to keep the minions, especially nordies, from winning. Sadly the white and red variety missed the line on "Whinging" too, but successfully continue their training for the diving competitions, now taken to the extreme of "ducking and diving" in a effort to get out of playing the Kingdom. Cool though that their bluff has been called. We await their next move
 
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