2022/23 ‘Fastest Goal Of The Week’ Competition

[PatMustard]

Fastest goals in Week 37:


Tottenham - 8th minute
Man Utd - 9th minute
Man City - 12th minute


2 points for @Throwball @Ard Mhacha 13 and @ragingbull

1 point for @jpowell100


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League Table:


@JoeH - 21
@Big Jim - 17
@Ard Mhacha 13 - 15
@ragingbull - 12
@sidelineball - 10
@jpowell100 - 8
@PatMustard - 8
@green flag - 7
@Throwball - 6
@John Hogg - 3


Only one week left, and it’s still all to play f... oh wait...

 

[stevie_06]

SAID WELL!!


Well said

 

[PatMustard]

So, here we are, folks. The final week (although it’s hardly worth bothering with, since someone has already bribed his way to the title).

Anyway, sure give it a go anyway. You never know what miracles might take place...


Week 38


Arsenal v Wolves
Aston Villa v Brighton
Brentford v Man City
Chelsea v Newcastle
Crystal Palace v Nottm Forest
Everton v Bournemouth
Leeds v Tottenham
Leicester v West Ham
Man Utd v Fulham
Southampton v Liverpool


- Get your predictions in by Sunday at 4.30pm.

 

[Ard Mhacha 13]

Fastest goals in Week 37:


Tottenham - 8th minute
Man Utd - 9th minute
Man City - 12th minute


2 points for @Throwball @Ard Mhacha 13 and @ragingbull

1 point for @jpowell100


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League Table:


@JoeH - 21
@Big Jim - 17
@Ard Mhacha 13 - 15
@ragingbull - 12
@sidelineball - 10
@jpowell100 - 8
@PatMustard - 8
@green flag - 7
@Throwball - 6
@John Hogg - 3


Only one week left, and it’s still all to play f... oh wait...

I got another 2 points, hurrah & it's only taken me half of the Season to get them, this bodes well for next Season

 

[JoeH]

Everton
Aston villa
Leicester

 

[jpowell100]

Leeds
Man utd
Man City

 

[Big Jim]

Aston Villa
Crystal Palace
Arsenal

 

[Throwball]

Seeing that I am doing so well:

Southampton
Leeds
Leicester

 

[PatMustard]

Man Utd
Crystal Palace
Everton

United won’t be scoring this week then!

 

[Big Jim]

Man Utd
Crystal Palace
Everton

United won’t be scoring this week then!

Oh they will!! In the 11th minute of the 4 minutes of added time!

 

[Ard Mhacha 13]

Manchester United
Leeds
Liverpool

 

[PatMustard]

Manchester United
Leeds
Liverpool

What did I say about picking the same team as me? Have you not seen my score this season?!

 

[Ard Mhacha 13]

What did I say about picking the same team as me? Have you not seen my score this season?!

I was actually going to put United 3 times I mean it doesn't matter at this stage

 

[Big Jim]

I was actually going to put United 3 times I mean it doesn't matter at this stage

Do they matter at ANY stage?..................Oh you meant.....Ah it's time for my coffee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[ragingbull]

Everton
Liverpool
Arsenal

 

[PatMustard]

Fastest goals in Week 38:


Tottenham - 2nd minute
Aston Villa - 8th minute
Newcastle - 9th minute


2 points for @Big Jim


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League Table:


@JoeH - 21
@Big Jim - 19
@Ard Mhacha 13 - 15
@ragingbull - 12
@sidelineball - 10
@jpowell100 - 8
@PatMustard - 8
@green flag - 7
@Throwball - 6
@John Hogg - 3


You weren’t that far away in the end @Big Jim

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ll be glad to see the end of this season’s competition. A flipping disaster, so it was.

Anyhoo, congratulations to our new winner @JoeH . Thoroughly deserved (well, he did offer the most bribes). Enjoy basking in your triumph.

By the way @ragingbull , which of your apartments will the winner be staying in this year?

I hope you all enjoyed playing.

See you all again next season!

Until then, bonjour!

 

[JoeH]

Like everything else a fantastically run competition and I'm just lucky to have won. A big thank you to @PatMustard for all his hard work and for everyone else in letting me win.

 

[Ard Mhacha 13]

Congratulations @JoeH fully deserving of the win.
A huge thanks to @PatMustard for running the competition & all the hard work he puts in & to Mrs Mustard for giving him the time to do it.

 

[Big Jim]

Hmmmm!!!

I wouldn't be in a rush to claim victory for anyone JUST yet.

My legal team have discovered an anomaly and are currently checking a few things things out. The judgement on suspending the result is due within the hour. I expect ramifications for treachery. And to think I used to regard Mr Mustard very highly. It seems it's not just Mr Schofield who is fond of high profile skulduggery.

More to follow, meanwhile this is my impressive team considering our next move.......

 

[JoeH]

Hmmmm!!!

I wouldn't be in a rush to claim victory for anyone JUST yet.

My legal team have discovered an anomaly and are currently checking a few things things out. The judgement on suspending the result is due within the hour. I expect ramifications for treachery. And to think I used to regard Mr Mustard very highly. It seems it's not just Mr Schofield who is fond of high profile skulduggery.

More to follow, meanwhile this is my impressive team considering our next move.......

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Jim

Get out of my office. This is the last time I'm telling you that