2023/24 ‘Fastest Goal Of The Week’ Competition


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OK, so here we go again.

We will continue with the same rules/scoring as last season.

I’m sure you all know how it works. But for any new players, here are the rules.

From the weekly set of fixtures, just pick a team that you think will score the earliest/fastest goal of the week - not the first goal scored in the earliest match of the week, but the earliest goal scored across all games that week.

Make sure you submit your prediction before kick-off of the first game of the week, otherwise your prediction will not count.


If you correctly choose the fastest scoring team, you’ll score 3 points.

For choosing the second fastest, it’s 2 points.

Third fastest, it’s 1 point.

Hopefully that’s clear enough. But, please ask if you have any questions.

Week 1 fixtures coming soon...


PS. During covid, because of possible postponement of matches, we allowed three predictions.

I’m not sure how likely postponements will be now due to covid... or climate change or even a flock of seagulls, but if you wish to continue with the three predictions, feel free to do so.


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Week 1

Burnley v Man City
Arsenal v Nottm Forest
Bournemouth v West Ham
Brighton v Luton
Everton v Fulham
Sheffield United v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Brentford v Tottenham
Chelsea v Liverpool
Man Utd v Wolves

- Get your predictions in by Friday 11 August at 8pm.

Big Jim

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Crystal Palace
West Ham

Or basically any team that scores early enough to be first in terms of time within their game. In fact I'll take that same reasoning every week/game week!!


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Don’t forget the new season starts tomorrow night (Friday) at 8pm.

Make sure to get your predictions for both competitions in on time.

New players welcome.

No “new” accounts though. @stephanie_06 @JoH and @big_jill - you’re fooling nobody! :p


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Week 2

Nottm Forest v Sheffield United
Fulham v Brentford
Liverpool v Bournemouth
Wolves v Brighton
Tottenham v Man Utd
Man City v Newcastle
Aston Villa v Everton
West Ham v Chelsea
Crystal Palace v Arsenal

- Get your predictions in by Friday at 7.45pm.