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[Big Jim]

IF I have offended any of you over the recent past, then I sincerely apologise.

IF I haven't offended you, I will most definitely try a lot harder!

 

[PatMustard]

Thanks for that, Rudyard

 

[Big Jim]

Thanks for that, Rudyard

I'm trying, I'm trying man, really really trying

My world mission is make as many people as possible confused. So far it has Putin completely off his rocker so it has

 

[PatMustard]

I'm trying, I'm trying man, really really trying

My world mission is make as many people as possible confused. So far it has Putin completely off his rocker so it has

How long have you been doing this? I want to work out how much stuff I can blame on you

 

[Big Jim]

How long have you been doing this? I want to work out how much stuff I can blame on you

Oh let me think.......................emmmm basically since you needed someone to blame stuff on

 

[Big Jim]

IF Armagh had of scored more today against Roscommon then they would have won!

Seems to be a theme amongst most of our post match analysis of all games!

 

[Big Jim]

Just putting it out there in case we win another game and people will be able to have the evidence that the obvious had been stated before the win

 

[PatMustard]

IF Armagh had of scored more today against Roscommon then they would have won!

Seems to be a theme amongst most of our post match analysis of all games!

Aye, and if Roscommon hadn’t scored a goal and 12 points, we’d have won without conceding a score.

 

[Big Jim]

Aye, and if Roscommon hadn’t scored a goal and 12 points, we’d have won without conceding a score.

Ah but IF they had have lost the game then we'd have won simpler!!

 

[ragingbull]

IF Monaghan had McCarron fit for the the 70 mins plus McManus playing they would have beaten Armagh

 

[Big Jim]

IF Monaghan had McCarron fit for the the 70 mins plus McManus playing they would have beaten Armagh

Ah but IF they had of won then Armagh would have lost!!

 

[Big Jim]

If today was yesterday and tomorrow was today, then tomorrow would never come because yesterday's tomorrow is today and tomorrow is always today so it is.

 

[PatMustard]

If today was yesterday and tomorrow was today, then tomorrow would never come because yesterday's tomorrow is today and tomorrow is always today so it is.

You said all that yesterday, so you did. Which means you said it the day before yesterday.

I need to lie down

 

[Big Jim]

You said all that yesterday, so you did. Which means you said it the day before yesterday.

I need to lie down

Yeah but today is today and yesterday was yesterday. Tomorrow will be today. Today can never be tomorrow - I think, but what IF i were wrong!!!

 

[PatMustard]

Yeah but today is today and yesterday was yesterday. Tomorrow will be today. Today can never be tomorrow - I think, but what IF i were wrong!!!

Well, that would be a first!

 

[Big Jim]

Well, that would be a first!

Nope. WOn't evER happin!!