You forgot:
Geezer gets sent to the stand for scaring the bejaysus outta the linesman while sitting at home watching the telebox coverage
McGrane gets sent off for being a gentleman
Oisin (McConville) gets a black card for scoring and sticking a finger in the air
Oisin gets a yellow card and then red card for a second offence of enjoying watching a point being scored by Rian O'Neill. He shouldn't have even been on commentary.
@bcb1 gets a red (again) just because!! (we all know them Cross' boyos are temperamental after getting married)
@Ouch It’s Francie gets a red for living "there"
Too many more to be honest. We're just picked on!!!!!!