2022/23 ‘Premier League Predictions’ Competition

PatMustard

PatMustard

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stevie_06 said:
Ok lads the independent commission has just wrapped up and able to confirm the below findings:

1. @PatMustard did indeed accept bribes in exchange for additional points. This is irrefutable

2. Bribes were made by @Ard Mhacha 13 @ragingbull and @JoeH . Going forward the 4 parties will be referred to as the Curly Wurley Cartel

3. The bribes totalled 10 packs of Opel Fruits, 50 Curley Wurleys, 1000 Caramel Freddos, 100 bars of Chomp, 20 Turkish Delight and an all expense paid trip to Bundoran

The committee must insist that the below actions be taken:

1. All points be removed from the parties involved

2. All parties involved must offer a public apology

3. 100 Hail Mary's for each party

4. After all points removed from the 4 involved the next person on the leaderbord shall be declared the overall winner (whoever that may be)

If the above is not implemented within 48 hours than even stronger sanctions will follow.

Any appeals can be made in writing and posted directly to the committee.
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Can we all not just say 100 Hail Marys each, go to bed with a few Freddo’s, and let bygones be bygones? And just accept mistakes were made on all fronts, and start with a clean slate next season?
 
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stevie_06

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JoeH said:
Hold on a second

Item 2 no comment - binboy has advised me of this
Item 3 the line was drawn at the sweets (I think 70 chomps made it over) but the f**ING all expenses trip to Bundoran. Who slipped that one in? I can't be associated with that.

Take my points I already won a competition!!!
Apology - never I say, never!!!
As for the prayers

What's the address of the committee?
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Now come one Joe we all know you were the one who threw in the all expenses trip to Bundoran.

And Pat don't even try to deny it whenever the evidence is clear and pretty damning

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stevie_06

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PatMustard said:
Can we all not just say 100 Hail Marys each, go to bed with a few Freddo’s, and let bygones be bygones? And just accept mistakes were made on all fronts, and start with a clean slate next season?
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Ok for the sake of moving on and getting on with our lives I am willing to accept the outcome and move on.

But I sincerely hope you tidy up your act for next season
 
PatMustard

PatMustard

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Au revoir!

So, since our reigning champion @Ard Mhacha 13 brought up the subject, I thought I’d start the ball rolling again...

As you might know, the new season starts in just over three weeks.

So, I’m just offering everyone the opportunity to get their spake in about this season’s competition.

Anything you want to see changing? New scoring format? Black cards? More bribes? Nobody from Fermanagh allowed to enter? ... or are you happy with how things are?

The floor is yours...
 
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stevie_06

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PatMustard said:
Au revoir!

So, since our reigning champion @Ard Mhacha 13 brought up the subject, I thought I’d start the ball rolling again...

As you might know, the new season starts in just over three weeks.

So, I’m just offering everyone the opportunity to get their spake in about this season’s competition.

Anything you want to see changing? New scoring format? Black cards? More bribes? Nobody from Fermanagh allowed to enter? ... or are you happy with how things are?

The floor is yours...
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Do I have to pay the £50 entry fee again this year Pat. Can have the carrier pigeon drop it over next week
 
Big Jim

Big Jim

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PatMustard said:
Au revoir!

So, since our reigning champion @Ard Mhacha 13 brought up the subject, I thought I’d start the ball rolling again...

As you might know, the new season starts in just over three weeks.

So, I’m just offering everyone the opportunity to get their spake in about this season’s competition.

Anything you want to see changing? New scoring format? Black cards? More bribes? Nobody from Fermanagh allowed to enter? ... or are you happy with how things are?

The floor is yours...
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Hmmmmm!!

I don't think anyone from fer............. I'll em, get back to you
 
Ard Mhacha 13

Ard Mhacha 13

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PatMustard said:
Au revoir!

So, since our reigning champion @Ard Mhacha 13 brought up the subject, I thought I’d start the ball rolling again...

As you might know, the new season starts in just over three weeks.

So, I’m just offering everyone the opportunity to get their spake in about this season’s competition.

Anything you want to see changing? New scoring format? Black cards? More bribes? Nobody from Fermanagh allowed to enter? ... or are you happy with how things are?

The floor is yours...
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I'm definitely ready to go again :D
 
PatMustard

PatMustard

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So, since we’ve got no desire for changing anything, I think we’ll go ahead as normal for the new season.

The first match is next Friday (11 August), so the first week of fixtures will be up soon.

Look out for a new thread coming soon.
 
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