Random Gaa Questions

[Big Jim]

Sorry to compound your misery Jim so I am but Pat is correct

So she's a he and he is sure. Doesn't sound like a "he" to me so it doesn't! Ah well, as long as the op was successful. We're all friends here.........except of course for those that aren't and don't like each other so they don't. But they don't count because they don't even like each other and themselves and don't even mention thon one. A proper he/she by the avatar

I'm looking at standing as a politician. Have I confused things enough to qualify?? Whatcha think? Well? Do ya?? Now there's a random question on a GAA forum, so that qualifies as a random gaa question so it does!

 

[PatMustard]

Will this weekend be the first time Armagh play in Carlow?

 

[ragingbull]

Will this weekend be the first time Armagh play in Carlow?

Yes as far I know & still won't have played Carlow

 

[PatMustard]

66, 24, 25, 1...

What’s the next number, and why?

 

[Big Jim]

66, 24, 25, 1...

What’s the next number, and why?

1,000,000

66 was the year you were born
24 was the age you were when you first kissed a girl at an Armagh match
25 was the age you were when you came out of the coma after she got her big brother to "sort you out!"
1 is the number of times you kissed a girl
1,000,000 is the number of times you have seen her since and wondered why you married her!!

 

[PatMustard]

1,000,000

66 was the year you were born
24 was the age you were when you first kissed a girl at an Armagh match
25 was the age you were when you came out of the coma after she got her big brother to "sort you out!"
1 is the number of times you kissed a girl
1,000,000 is the number of times you have seen her since and wondered why you married her!!

Ah yes, I remember that. It was at Casement in the semi final with Down. Armagh was well on top, so her mate sets us up to head out for a quick snog. So off we go behind the stand, and in those two minutes, didn't I miss James McCartan's two goals!

Down got a draw and lived to fight another day, but I did not. The brother caught me blindsided with a big inflatable banana (no, that's not a euphemism) coming out of the Casement tuck shop afterwards. Needless to say, I didn't make the replay.